RACKIN' UP LOOT WITH A CART PEN!

Yo, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't nothin' finer than hittin' the shelves with a wheeled contraption pen. This ain't your mama's stationery set, this is weapons grade. We talkin' 'bout tappin' those barcodes right off the goods. Then you just vroom on out with your loot, fast as a greyhound. Ain't no store security officer gonna stop ya when yo